BS management phrases
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| Created By: | 2007-FEB-09 13:00:37 [Vitaliy] |
| Updated By: | 2007-OCT-15 17:48:24 [Vitaliy] |
| Status: | Open |
| Severity: | Normal |
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Here are some of my "favorite" management BS phrases I have heard over the years: > ... focusing notably on the key ongoing strategic initiatives which could > propel us to a new dimension. > ... the right global leadership to bring <company> in the top global > Enterprise league overall. > ...Over the next several weeks, there will be a series of planning > activities to ensure we properly execute this new organization by <date>. > As more information of the organization is available, the team will > communicate this to everyone. > ... I am confident we are building a stronger organization as it broadens > everyone's opportunity for greater success. > We have a very strong portfolio, which we intend to leverage across > <services> and enterprise opportunities to grow our business and gain > market share over time. > ... with your attention pointed externally, we can build on the momentum > necessary to profitably grow the business. > In some supervisory reporting exceptions, where a former <COMPANY1_NAME> employee now > reports to a former <COMPANY2_NAME> manager, the recent changes within our HR data may > impact you. Can you read between the lines? Also make sure to familiarize yourself with this vocabulary before your next meeting: Something Very Important For Your Next Meeting
[edited by: Vitaliy at 17:48 (CST) on Oct. 15, 2007]