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Topic ID: 1607
Created By: 2007-FEB-09 13:00:37 [Vitaliy]
Updated By: 2007-OCT-15 17:48:24 [Vitaliy]
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2007-FEB-09 13:00:37
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Here are some of my "favorite" management BS phrases I have heard over the years:

> ... focusing notably on the key ongoing strategic initiatives which could 
> propel us to a new dimension.


> ... the right global leadership to bring <company> in the top global 
> Enterprise league overall.


> ...Over the next several weeks, there will be a series of planning 
> activities to ensure we properly execute this new organization by <date>.  
> As more information of the organization is available, the team will 
> communicate this to everyone.


> ... I am confident we are building a stronger organization as it broadens 
> everyone's opportunity for greater success.


> We have a very strong portfolio, which we intend to leverage across 
> <services> and enterprise opportunities to grow our business and gain 
> market share over time.


> ... with your attention pointed externally, we can build on the momentum 
> necessary to profitably grow the business.

> In some supervisory reporting exceptions, where a former <COMPANY1_NAME> employee now 
> reports to a former <COMPANY2_NAME> manager, the recent changes within our HR data may 
> impact you. 

Can you read between the lines?

Also make sure to familiarize yourself with this vocabulary 
before your next meeting:
   Something Very Important For Your Next Meeting
[edited by: Vitaliy at 17:48 (CST) on Oct. 15, 2007]